Great moments in Quentin Tarantino movie action figures

In loving memory of the now-cancelled Django Unchained line. NECA may have wussed out, but we will always have a metric pile of other, wildly inappropriate toys to look back on:

Palisades Toys “Officer Marvin Nash” from Reservoir Dogs: Relive all the fun of a Los Angeles police officer getting his ear sliced off by a dancing psychopath with this chillingly accurate sixth-scale rendition!

NECA’s Block-Style “The Gimp” set from Pulp Fiction: The anal rape of Marcellus Wallace can happen over and over again on your desk in adorably blocky style with this set of four!

NECA’s Crazy 88 “The Director” action figure from Kill Bill Vol. 1: Had enough of Quentin Tarantino’s antics? You’re not alone! This figure, based on Tarantino’s yellowface performance as a Japanese man from Kill Bill, comes with a bottle of blood for extra gory vivisection!

Hot Toys Movie Masterpiece “Hans Landa” sixth-scale figure from Inglourious Basterds: Nothing says toybox funtime like a hyper-realistic doll-sized Nazi, complete down to the last swastika, and including his Jew-hunting pipe!

But fear not, Django fans; NECA might be out of the game, but Enterbay’s Calvin Candie and Django - stickering in the multiple hundreds of dollars, of course - are still in production.

From the Director Dollies collection: Richard Marquand, director of Return of the Jedi.

From the Director Dollies collection: Richard Marquand, director of Return of the Jedi.

From the Director Dollies collection: George Lucas, this time as a Star Wars action figure.

From the Director Dollies collection: George Lucas, this time as a Star Wars action figure.

From the Director Dollies collection: Jim Henson.

From the Director Dollies collection: Jim Henson.

From the Director Dollies collection: Steven Spielberg.

From the Director Dollies collection: Steven Spielberg.

From the Director Dollies collection: Peter Jackson.

From the Director Dollies collection: Peter Jackson.

From the Director Dollies collection: Terry Gilliam.

From the Director Dollies collection: Terry Gilliam.

From the Director Dollies collection: George Lucas.

From the Director Dollies collection: George Lucas.

From the Director Dollies collection: Joss Whedon, action figure.

From the Director Dollies collection: Joss Whedon, action figure.